Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.