Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...