My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...