A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...