What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...