Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...