Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!