Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...