The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...