Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...