Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
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Donald Duck
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Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
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How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...