Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....