ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...