Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...