Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
POE and PCs
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Selling war insurance
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Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
how much of that stack
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Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...