Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...