Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...