What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper