The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...