Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...