Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...