Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...