Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert
TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...