Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...