May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!