So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...