Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...