How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...