yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...