Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...