Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...