Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...