If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...