ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...