Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...