What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.