An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...