The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...