What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...