Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...