Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...