Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...