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|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!