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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
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Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
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A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...