The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...