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For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
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One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
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Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
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IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
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If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
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