Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...