Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...