Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...