Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...