Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...