Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...